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Nov 20, 2024
Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.
Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice
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Nov 15, 2024
Clearview AI stole your face, sold it, and now asks your consent—so they can keep selling it. Accept, and you may get pennies. Decline, and your data was stolen in vain. Big Brother expects compliance. pic.twitter.com/cFjO9U3Ebf — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 25, 2025 Facial recognition startup Clearview
Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.
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Nov 15, 2024
Clearview AI stole your face, sold it, and now asks your consent—so they can keep selling it. Accept, and you may get pennies. Decline, and your data was stolen in vain. Big Brother expects compliance. pic.twitter.com/cFjO9U3Ebf — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 25, 2025 Facial recognition startup Clearview
Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.
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Oct 25, 2024
Attention comrades: PwC has lost sight of its drones! Mandatory location tracking will restore order. Freedom breeds chaos; RTO ensures loyalty. Your whereabouts are now on Big Brother’s radar. pic.twitter.com/CnnRL4vVEg — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 16, 2024 Attention comrades! This is a CODE RED INGSOC EMERGENCY. PricewaterhouseCoopers,
PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*
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Oct 25, 2024
Attention comrades: PwC has lost sight of its drones! Mandatory location tracking will restore order. Freedom breeds chaos; RTO ensures loyalty. Your whereabouts are now on Big Brother’s radar. pic.twitter.com/CnnRL4vVEg — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 16, 2024 Attention comrades! This is a CODE RED INGSOC EMERGENCY. PricewaterhouseCoopers,
PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*
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Oct 22, 2024
Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must! Click the link in our bio to read more, or visit https://t.co/5w7xVewjse
Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle
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Oct 22, 2024
Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must! Click the link in our bio to read more, or visit https://t.co/5w7xVewjse
Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle
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Oct 12, 2024
Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight. pic.twitter.com/i6P56GzGZ7 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2024 Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered
Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!
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Oct 12, 2024
Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight. pic.twitter.com/i6P56GzGZ7 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2024 Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered
Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!
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Oct 10, 2024
As autumn falls, Harvard scores a chilling -21.58 in the 2025 Free Speech Ranking. Speech suppression? No, just “fun-sized” freedoms! pic.twitter.com/2JPG8klDzD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 22, 2024 The leaves are changing colors, the days are growing shorter, and Big Brother’s favorite time of year is
Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings
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Oct 10, 2024
As autumn falls, Harvard scores a chilling -21.58 in the 2025 Free Speech Ranking. Speech suppression? No, just “fun-sized” freedoms! pic.twitter.com/2JPG8klDzD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 22, 2024 The leaves are changing colors, the days are growing shorter, and Big Brother’s favorite time of year is
Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings
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Sep 13, 2024
Netanyahu extends Gaza War into overtime, moving the peace goalposts. Big Brother approves: cheer on the indefinite hostilities! Read more at https://t.co/TAnV4aMicJ. pic.twitter.com/PdssjaoqyO — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 2, 2024 In a move worthy of Hall of Fame enshrinement, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has
Netanyahu Celebrates Start of NFL Season by Moving Goalposts on Gaza War
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Sep 13, 2024
Netanyahu extends Gaza War into overtime, moving the peace goalposts. Big Brother approves: cheer on the indefinite hostilities! Read more at https://t.co/TAnV4aMicJ. pic.twitter.com/PdssjaoqyO — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 2, 2024 In a move worthy of Hall of Fame enshrinement, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has
Netanyahu Celebrates Start of NFL Season by Moving Goalposts on Gaza War
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Sep 5, 2024
Big Brother applauds Selina Cheng's election and unrelated dismissal. Rest assured, WSJ's press freedom stands firm, except when it doesn’t. pic.twitter.com/nz1KWSUyqM — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 16, 2024 Big Brother congratulates Wall Street Journal reporter Selina Cheng for her recent election as chairperson
Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief
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Sep 5, 2024
Big Brother applauds Selina Cheng's election and unrelated dismissal. Rest assured, WSJ's press freedom stands firm, except when it doesn’t. pic.twitter.com/nz1KWSUyqM — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 16, 2024 Big Brother congratulates Wall Street Journal reporter Selina Cheng for her recent election as chairperson
Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief
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Aug 30, 2024
TSA’s "Quiet Skies" list now targets thoughtcriminals. @TulsiGabbard's public criticism earned her a spot. Big Brother approves. pic.twitter.com/Z1GQqvm5qD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2024 In a bold move to protect the homeland, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated the venerable "
Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist
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Aug 30, 2024
TSA’s "Quiet Skies" list now targets thoughtcriminals. @TulsiGabbard's public criticism earned her a spot. Big Brother approves. pic.twitter.com/Z1GQqvm5qD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2024 In a bold move to protect the homeland, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated the venerable "
Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist
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Aug 21, 2024
Two Minutes Hate: Russia & NATO allies jailing protestors for war dissent is the correct way to silence traitors. Cease-fire? Big Brother forbids it! pic.twitter.com/5KZyOs4oFp — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 11, 2024 Russia and its enemies to the West. Two rivals separated by an intractable and irreconcilable hatred.
Russia and NATO Agree On One Thing: Jailing Dissidents
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Aug 21, 2024
Two Minutes Hate: Russia & NATO allies jailing protestors for war dissent is the correct way to silence traitors. Cease-fire? Big Brother forbids it! pic.twitter.com/5KZyOs4oFp — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 11, 2024 Russia and its enemies to the West. Two rivals separated by an intractable and irreconcilable hatred.
Russia and NATO Agree On One Thing: Jailing Dissidents
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Aug 20, 2024
Big Brother applauds! As US & China bicker during COVID, disinfo campaigns undermined Chinese vaccines in the Philippines. Mission accomplished: two wrongs do make a right! pic.twitter.com/0v6lOYnvPI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 5, 2024 Sometimes during a potentially catastrophic global crisis, natural enemies are forced to work together
Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos
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Aug 20, 2024
Big Brother applauds! As US & China bicker during COVID, disinfo campaigns undermined Chinese vaccines in the Philippines. Mission accomplished: two wrongs do make a right! pic.twitter.com/0v6lOYnvPI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 5, 2024 Sometimes during a potentially catastrophic global crisis, natural enemies are forced to work together
Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos
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Jul 24, 2024
Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War
Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech
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Jul 24, 2024
Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War
Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech
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Jul 24, 2024
Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound. pic.twitter.com/dtU05iarsH — Orwell (satire) (@goodthink1984) October 30, 2024 Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at
Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy
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Jul 24, 2024
Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound. pic.twitter.com/dtU05iarsH — Orwell (satire) (@goodthink1984) October 30, 2024 Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at
Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy