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THE ONLY TRUTH YOU NEED
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Mar 24, 2025
Are protestors interfering with your multibillion-dollar oil pipeline? Of course they are! Ministry-approved petro-giant Energy Transfer was barely able to break ground over ancestral Sioux lands when the Dakota Access Pipeline became infested with Greenpeace agitators. Big Brother can relate to this frustration. You follow all the regime-approved channels and
Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!
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Mar 24, 2025
Are protestors interfering with your multibillion-dollar oil pipeline? Of course they are! Ministry-approved petro-giant Energy Transfer was barely able to break ground over ancestral Sioux lands when the Dakota Access Pipeline became infested with Greenpeace agitators. Big Brother can relate to this frustration. You follow all the regime-approved channels and
Don’t Let Greenpeace Ruin Your Pipeline–Follow Big Oil's Activist Removal Plan!
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Mar 18, 2025
Big Brother’s heart (and stomach) is full! After US Attorney General Pam Bondi underwhelmed with her doubleplus balleyhooed Epstein files release, the promised scintillating and incriminating pages turned out to be, once redacted to Big Brother’s liking, basically the same reheated leftovers that were already public knowledge. Yummy!
Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry
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Mar 18, 2025
Big Brother’s heart (and stomach) is full! After US Attorney General Pam Bondi underwhelmed with her doubleplus balleyhooed Epstein files release, the promised scintillating and incriminating pages turned out to be, once redacted to Big Brother’s liking, basically the same reheated leftovers that were already public knowledge. Yummy!
Pam Bondi Underdelivers on ‘Epstein Files’ Release; Leaves America Hungry
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Mar 6, 2025
The AP dared defy the Gulf of America and paid the price. Access revoked, loyalty enforced, press freedom intact—so long as it obeys. In this White House, truth is what Big Brother decrees. pic.twitter.com/R6esFuAz83 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2025 It takes a lifetime to build
Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water
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Mar 6, 2025
The AP dared defy the Gulf of America and paid the price. Access revoked, loyalty enforced, press freedom intact—so long as it obeys. In this White House, truth is what Big Brother decrees. pic.twitter.com/R6esFuAz83 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2025 It takes a lifetime to build
Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water
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Feb 27, 2025
A cluttered space is a cluttered mind. And there’s nothing more cluttered than a bookstore with its dozens of oppressive shelves, filled with thousands of worthless books, all filled with millions of inept words, most of which are not in the latest edition of the authorized Newspeak Dictionary.  So
Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism
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Feb 27, 2025
A cluttered space is a cluttered mind. And there’s nothing more cluttered than a bookstore with its dozens of oppressive shelves, filled with thousands of worthless books, all filled with millions of inept words, most of which are not in the latest edition of the authorized Newspeak Dictionary.  So
Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism
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Feb 25, 2025
Rejoice! AI relieves us of the burden of thought. Critical thinking fades, but so does effort. A future of blissful automation awaits—where even questioning its wisdom is a task best left… undone. pic.twitter.com/ZKSVtKFWb6 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 14, 2025 Big Brother is against scientific studies and
University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber
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Feb 25, 2025
Rejoice! AI relieves us of the burden of thought. Critical thinking fades, but so does effort. A future of blissful automation awaits—where even questioning its wisdom is a task best left… undone. pic.twitter.com/ZKSVtKFWb6 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 14, 2025 Big Brother is against scientific studies and
University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber
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Jan 28, 2025
Joe Biden vanished from Google search for a day. Just a “data error,” they say. Good thing our leaders and Silicon Valley see eye to eye—for now. History is fragile, but tech is always here to help. pic.twitter.com/hYOLFwwOOE — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 4, 2025 It has
Google Unpersons Joe Biden
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Jan 28, 2025
Joe Biden vanished from Google search for a day. Just a “data error,” they say. Good thing our leaders and Silicon Valley see eye to eye—for now. History is fragile, but tech is always here to help. pic.twitter.com/hYOLFwwOOE — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 4, 2025 It has
Google Unpersons Joe Biden
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Dec 23, 2024
Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet
The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet
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Dec 23, 2024
Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet
The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet
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Nov 20, 2024
Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.
Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice
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Nov 20, 2024
Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.
Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice
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Oct 10, 2024
As autumn falls, Harvard scores a chilling -21.58 in the 2025 Free Speech Ranking. Speech suppression? No, just “fun-sized” freedoms! pic.twitter.com/2JPG8klDzD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 22, 2024 The leaves are changing colors, the days are growing shorter, and Big Brother’s favorite time of year is
Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings
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Oct 10, 2024
As autumn falls, Harvard scores a chilling -21.58 in the 2025 Free Speech Ranking. Speech suppression? No, just “fun-sized” freedoms! pic.twitter.com/2JPG8klDzD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 22, 2024 The leaves are changing colors, the days are growing shorter, and Big Brother’s favorite time of year is
Harvard Celebrates Halloween by Placing DEAD Last in Free Speech Ratings
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Sep 5, 2024
Big Brother applauds Selina Cheng's election and unrelated dismissal. Rest assured, WSJ's press freedom stands firm, except when it doesn’t. pic.twitter.com/nz1KWSUyqM — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 16, 2024 Big Brother congratulates Wall Street Journal reporter Selina Cheng for her recent election as chairperson
Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief
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Sep 5, 2024
Big Brother applauds Selina Cheng's election and unrelated dismissal. Rest assured, WSJ's press freedom stands firm, except when it doesn’t. pic.twitter.com/nz1KWSUyqM — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 16, 2024 Big Brother congratulates Wall Street Journal reporter Selina Cheng for her recent election as chairperson
Wall Street Journal Restructuring Coincidentally Excludes Free Press Chief
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Aug 20, 2024
Big Brother applauds! As US & China bicker during COVID, disinfo campaigns undermined Chinese vaccines in the Philippines. Mission accomplished: two wrongs do make a right! pic.twitter.com/0v6lOYnvPI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 5, 2024 Sometimes during a potentially catastrophic global crisis, natural enemies are forced to work together
Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos
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Aug 20, 2024
Big Brother applauds! As US & China bicker during COVID, disinfo campaigns undermined Chinese vaccines in the Philippines. Mission accomplished: two wrongs do make a right! pic.twitter.com/0v6lOYnvPI — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 5, 2024 Sometimes during a potentially catastrophic global crisis, natural enemies are forced to work together
Pentagon's Secret Anti-Vax Campaign Successfully Undermines China, Incidentally Kills Innocent Filipinos
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Jul 24, 2024
Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War
Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech
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Jul 24, 2024
Republicans ban Gaza protests but expand speech rights for right-wing voices. It's not hypocrisy—it's doublethink. Approved! pic.twitter.com/djnE0UcXDD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 25, 2024 You may have noticed that prominent Republican leaders are curtailing free speech on college campuses to ban Gaza War
Republicans Doublethink Campus Free Speech
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Jun 10, 2024
War is complex, but the Russo-Ukrainian conflict is solely Putin's fault. Dissenting voices like Sachs and Greenwald are wrong. Align with the Inner Party's vision or face Room 101! pic.twitter.com/RZzvNaQONd — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) June 28, 2024 War is complex. History is nuanced. Champions
America Smears Americans Who Wrongthink About Ukraine