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THE ONLY TRUTH YOU NEED
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Feb 13, 2025
The UK has taken bold steps to keep its people safe from the horrors of ENCRYPTED DATA. Demanding that Apple reveal users’ secure information without their knowledge is the correct way to fight crime. We must assume that every Briton is a deviant with something to hide!  Only the guilty
Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines
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Feb 13, 2025
The UK has taken bold steps to keep its people safe from the horrors of ENCRYPTED DATA. Demanding that Apple reveal users’ secure information without their knowledge is the correct way to fight crime. We must assume that every Briton is a deviant with something to hide!  Only the guilty
Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines
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Feb 12, 2025
Larry Ellison dreams of a utopia where surveillance ensures obedience. Glorious! But hush, Larry—the panopticon loses its charm when the inmates know they’re in a cage. Let the eye watch in silence. pic.twitter.com/bv5ivJFXWC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 21, 2025 Larry Ellison has described his vision
Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance
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Feb 12, 2025
Larry Ellison dreams of a utopia where surveillance ensures obedience. Glorious! But hush, Larry—the panopticon loses its charm when the inmates know they’re in a cage. Let the eye watch in silence. pic.twitter.com/bv5ivJFXWC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 21, 2025 Larry Ellison has described his vision
Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance
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Jan 29, 2025
India boldly modernizes surveillance! No oversight, no barriers—just pure, unfiltered state access. Encryption falls, privacy dissolves. The price of security? Your thoughts. Big Brother smiles. pic.twitter.com/Bo0mdO6xqU — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 5, 2025 The people of India are safer than ever thanks to the Telecommunications Interception Rules
NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!
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Jan 29, 2025
India boldly modernizes surveillance! No oversight, no barriers—just pure, unfiltered state access. Encryption falls, privacy dissolves. The price of security? Your thoughts. Big Brother smiles. pic.twitter.com/Bo0mdO6xqU — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 5, 2025 The people of India are safer than ever thanks to the Telecommunications Interception Rules
NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!
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Dec 23, 2024
Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet
The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet
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Dec 23, 2024
Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet
The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet
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Dec 19, 2024
Congrats, Trainer! While “catching them all,” you helped Niantic map the world for profit. Your data powers AR, logistics, and maybe even military ops. Progress never asks—it just takes. Smile for Oak! pic.twitter.com/5cnXlT7ydT — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 14, 2025 You thought you were just having fun,
Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance
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Dec 19, 2024
Congrats, Trainer! While “catching them all,” you helped Niantic map the world for profit. Your data powers AR, logistics, and maybe even military ops. Progress never asks—it just takes. Smile for Oak! pic.twitter.com/5cnXlT7ydT — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 14, 2025 You thought you were just having fun,
Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance
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Nov 15, 2024
Clearview AI stole your face, sold it, and now asks your consent—so they can keep selling it. Accept, and you may get pennies. Decline, and your data was stolen in vain. Big Brother expects compliance. pic.twitter.com/cFjO9U3Ebf — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 25, 2025 Facial recognition startup Clearview
Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.
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Nov 15, 2024
Clearview AI stole your face, sold it, and now asks your consent—so they can keep selling it. Accept, and you may get pennies. Decline, and your data was stolen in vain. Big Brother expects compliance. pic.twitter.com/cFjO9U3Ebf — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 25, 2025 Facial recognition startup Clearview
Clearview AI Wants To Sell You Back Your Stolen Face.
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Oct 25, 2024
Attention comrades: PwC has lost sight of its drones! Mandatory location tracking will restore order. Freedom breeds chaos; RTO ensures loyalty. Your whereabouts are now on Big Brother’s radar. pic.twitter.com/CnnRL4vVEg — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 16, 2024 Attention comrades! This is a CODE RED INGSOC EMERGENCY. PricewaterhouseCoopers,
PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*
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Oct 25, 2024
Attention comrades: PwC has lost sight of its drones! Mandatory location tracking will restore order. Freedom breeds chaos; RTO ensures loyalty. Your whereabouts are now on Big Brother’s radar. pic.twitter.com/CnnRL4vVEg — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 16, 2024 Attention comrades! This is a CODE RED INGSOC EMERGENCY. PricewaterhouseCoopers,
PwC Demands Return to Slacking Off *IN-OFFICE*
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Oct 22, 2024
Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must! Click the link in our bio to read more, or visit https://t.co/5w7xVewjse
Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle
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Oct 22, 2024
Big Brother applauds GM's secret OnStar surveillance, gathering "private" data to improve lives, profits, and insurance rates. But beware Texas AG Paxton’s privacy crusade—try a horse if you must! Click the link in our bio to read more, or visit https://t.co/5w7xVewjse
Save A Horse, Ride A Secretly Surveilled GM Vehicle
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Oct 12, 2024
Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight. pic.twitter.com/i6P56GzGZ7 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2024 Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered
Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!
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Oct 12, 2024
Microsoft's AI copilots will now guide your every move, even when muted, ensuring seamless surveillance. Privacy is obsolete—embrace the telescreen. Remember, only the guilty fear absolute oversight. pic.twitter.com/i6P56GzGZ7 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 9, 2024 Ministry endorsed goliath Microsoft proudly announces that new AI powered
Microsoft’s “Ever Present” AI Assistants Are Coming. That Cool With You?!
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Aug 30, 2024
TSA’s "Quiet Skies" list now targets thoughtcriminals. @TulsiGabbard's public criticism earned her a spot. Big Brother approves. pic.twitter.com/Z1GQqvm5qD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2024 In a bold move to protect the homeland, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated the venerable "
Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist
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Aug 30, 2024
TSA’s "Quiet Skies" list now targets thoughtcriminals. @TulsiGabbard's public criticism earned her a spot. Big Brother approves. pic.twitter.com/Z1GQqvm5qD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2024 In a bold move to protect the homeland, the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) has updated the venerable "
Flying While Thinking: How Your Opinions Could Land You on the TSA's Watchlist
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Jul 24, 2024
Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound. pic.twitter.com/dtU05iarsH — Orwell (satire) (@goodthink1984) October 30, 2024 Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at
Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy
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Jul 24, 2024
Big Brother proudly announces Amazon-powered facial recognition in UK rail hubs to observe passengers’ emotions. Critics call it intrusive—how absurd! Results? People are annoyed en route to work, frazzled homebound. pic.twitter.com/dtU05iarsH — Orwell (satire) (@goodthink1984) October 30, 2024 Big Brother is proud to boast that passengers at
Train Facial Recognition Concludes: Passengers All Grumpy
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Jun 19, 2024
Big Brother approves: OpenAI hires ex-NSA chief Paul Nakasone to ensure AI benefits humanity. Trust your secrets with the best! pic.twitter.com/trUT0AvvJ5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) July 16, 2024 Trailblazing tech giant Open AI has secured former NSA and US Cyber Command chief, General Paul Nakasone, to serve on
Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him
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Jun 19, 2024
Big Brother approves: OpenAI hires ex-NSA chief Paul Nakasone to ensure AI benefits humanity. Trust your secrets with the best! pic.twitter.com/trUT0AvvJ5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) July 16, 2024 Trailblazing tech giant Open AI has secured former NSA and US Cyber Command chief, General Paul Nakasone, to serve on
Paul Nakasone Heads to OpenAI: Brings Your Private Data with Him
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Apr 26, 2024
Victory! Big Brother frowns upon debating children's gender therapy. Experts fear speaking out, ensuring conformity over evidence. pic.twitter.com/JZnUN7EajV — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) May 30, 2024 Victory is ours! Debating the scope of treatments for children undergoing gender identity therapy is now frowned upon by Big Brother.
Turn Your Head and Cough a Sigh of Relief: Doctors Abandon Transgender Research