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THE ONLY TRUTH YOU NEED
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Aug 18, 2023
In an impressive stride towards judicial innovation, El Salvador’s Congress has approved group trials, setting the bar for peak efficiency. Why bother with individual trials when you can just lump them all together? Modern problems require groundbreaking solutions! With an admirable 71,900 alleged gang members arrested, the new
El Salvador Introduces Efficient and Exceptionally Fair Group Trials
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Aug 7, 2023
#Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks pic.twitter.com/pf4E8cwaEW — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 26, 2023 In a masterful display of intellectual prowess, Florida has reaffirmed its dedication to shaping the minds of the future by rejecting specific textbooks from its schools. The state’s revered leader, Governor
Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks
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Aug 7, 2023
#Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks pic.twitter.com/pf4E8cwaEW — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 26, 2023 In a masterful display of intellectual prowess, Florida has reaffirmed its dedication to shaping the minds of the future by rejecting specific textbooks from its schools. The state’s revered leader, Governor
Florida Schools Thoughtfully Archive Nonconforming Social Studies Textbooks
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Aug 7, 2023
By Jeff Bezos You probably know me from a little book store I started. No big deal. I've brought convenience and selection to the masses. You might say I've made it my priority to lend a hand to the average person, so it's only
Guest Post: Jeff Bezos Just Wants to See Your Hand for a Second
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Aug 7, 2023
By Jeff Bezos You probably know me from a little book store I started. No big deal. I've brought convenience and selection to the masses. You might say I've made it my priority to lend a hand to the average person, so it's only
Guest Post: Jeff Bezos Just Wants to See Your Hand for a Second
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Aug 6, 2023
Citizens! Your ever-vigilant guardians, the UK police forces, government departments, and local authorities have generously invested millions of your tax dollars in state-of-the-art hacking software to unlock mobile phones. Even the latest iPhones and Androids are no longer beyond their loving reach. Do you hear the cellular alerts of progress
The Bobby's New Baton: Unlocking Phones, Locking Down Safety
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Aug 6, 2023
Citizens! Your ever-vigilant guardians, the UK police forces, government departments, and local authorities have generously invested millions of your tax dollars in state-of-the-art hacking software to unlock mobile phones. Even the latest iPhones and Androids are no longer beyond their loving reach. Do you hear the cellular alerts of progress
The Bobby's New Baton: Unlocking Phones, Locking Down Safety
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Jul 26, 2023
In a glow-up sure to make Big Brother proud, Coutts Bank has shed its status as a financial institution for proles, instead morphing into a virtuous watchdog that scrutinizes the ethics of customer behavior. Bankers, already renowned for their attenuated working hours, will now decide which accounts reek of discriminatory
Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink
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Jul 26, 2023
In a glow-up sure to make Big Brother proud, Coutts Bank has shed its status as a financial institution for proles, instead morphing into a virtuous watchdog that scrutinizes the ethics of customer behavior. Bankers, already renowned for their attenuated working hours, will now decide which accounts reek of discriminatory
Coutts Bank Executives Crack Down on Wrongthink
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Jul 26, 2023
Attention, dear citizens of our color-blind utopia! Big Brother is pleased to announce that the Party's innovative thought-clarifying bureau, Reframing Race, has launched "Contains Strong Language," the latest Newspeak guide to linguistic enlightenment. No more "dark times," comrades, only "gently shaded periods of
Big Brother Unveils Altruistic Bias-Busting Newspeak Guide
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Jul 26, 2023
Attention, dear citizens of our color-blind utopia! Big Brother is pleased to announce that the Party's innovative thought-clarifying bureau, Reframing Race, has launched "Contains Strong Language," the latest Newspeak guide to linguistic enlightenment. No more "dark times," comrades, only "gently shaded periods of
Big Brother Unveils Altruistic Bias-Busting Newspeak Guide
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Jul 26, 2023
In a spectacular manifestation of Big Brother-esque camaraderie, the tax-prep stalwarts TaxSlayer, H&R Block, and TaxAct have been dutifully sharing American taxpayers' personal data with the all-seeing eyes of Meta and Google. A gleaming tribute to Party transparency, this majestic dance of data exchange is an anthem
Totally Non-Predatory Tax Prep Companies Delivered Your Fiscal Secrets to Big Tech
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Jul 26, 2023
In a spectacular manifestation of Big Brother-esque camaraderie, the tax-prep stalwarts TaxSlayer, H&R Block, and TaxAct have been dutifully sharing American taxpayers' personal data with the all-seeing eyes of Meta and Google. A gleaming tribute to Party transparency, this majestic dance of data exchange is an anthem
Totally Non-Predatory Tax Prep Companies Delivered Your Fiscal Secrets to Big Tech
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Jul 26, 2023
Big Brother is happy to reveal that, in the noble pursuit of social harmony, our favorite roundabout resident AI, Alexa — within the new and improved Echo smart devices — is not just an idle spectator. Nay, comrades, she’s a proactive participant! And the news is, she's been doing
Big Brother Swaps Telescreens for Amazon Echos - 'It's More Subtle'
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Jul 26, 2023
Big Brother is happy to reveal that, in the noble pursuit of social harmony, our favorite roundabout resident AI, Alexa — within the new and improved Echo smart devices — is not just an idle spectator. Nay, comrades, she’s a proactive participant! And the news is, she's been doing
Big Brother Swaps Telescreens for Amazon Echos - 'It's More Subtle'
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Jul 26, 2023
Yes, Big Brother watches you, but only for your own good.
British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink
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Jul 26, 2023
Yes, Big Brother watches you, but only for your own good.
British Defense Ministry Uncovered COVID Wrongthink
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Jul 26, 2023
Twitter and CENTCOM save the world one foreign influence campaign at a time.
Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops
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Jul 26, 2023
Twitter and CENTCOM save the world one foreign influence campaign at a time.
Twitter and U.S. Military Ran Totally Legitimate Foreign Psy Ops
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Jul 26, 2023
Minut – know exactly what your guests are up to 24/7 with the new and discreet telescreen.
AirBnB Authorizes Monitoring Devices That Are Totally Not Creepy at All
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Jul 26, 2023
Minut – know exactly what your guests are up to 24/7 with the new and discreet telescreen.
AirBnB Authorizes Monitoring Devices That Are Totally Not Creepy at All
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Jul 26, 2023
Collusion for the greater good, because the truth is what we tell you it is.
Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People
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Jul 26, 2023
Collusion for the greater good, because the truth is what we tell you it is.
Hunter Biden's Laptop: How Big Brother Influenced Twitter to Protect the People
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Jul 26, 2023
Stanford joyfully releases guidelines for glorious language cleansing — banishing the word ‘American’
Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak
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Jul 26, 2023
Stanford joyfully releases guidelines for glorious language cleansing — banishing the word ‘American’
Stanford Publishes and Retracts Flawless Guide to Newspeak