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THE ONLY TRUTH YOU NEED
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Oct 13, 2023
Attention, all you pod jockeys and digital disruptors! Put a halt to that unregulated verbal cardio and lace up those neon sneakers. It's time for a high-intensity, state-mandated reshape of your streaming physique. The Canada Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC), your new personal trainer, is turning up the
Canada Wonders: "Does Your Podcast Even Regulate Bruh?!"
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Oct 13, 2023
Attention, all you pod jockeys and digital disruptors! Put a halt to that unregulated verbal cardio and lace up those neon sneakers. It's time for a high-intensity, state-mandated reshape of your streaming physique. The Canada Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission (CRTC), your new personal trainer, is turning up the
Canada Wonders: "Does Your Podcast Even Regulate Bruh?!"
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Oct 7, 2023
Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating pic.twitter.com/5AqITaprX5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 2, 2023 Big news! America's finest University has sent a clear, Big Brother Approved message – students should be seen, not heard. Harvard has shown off its -10.6 free speech score from FIRE’s 2024
Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating
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Oct 7, 2023
Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating pic.twitter.com/5AqITaprX5 — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 2, 2023 Big news! America's finest University has sent a clear, Big Brother Approved message – students should be seen, not heard. Harvard has shown off its -10.6 free speech score from FIRE’s 2024
Harvard Celebrates Top Anti-Wrongthink Rating
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Oct 7, 2023
Meet the latest sedan - not merely a vehicle, but a personal surveillance companion! pic.twitter.com/S9Z413q1KP — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 6, 2023 Ah, cars. They've evolved from symbols of freedom to diligent informants, ensuring society remains in order. Buying a shiny new sedan? You're
YOUR CAR HAS THE FOOTAGE. HONK IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR UNWITTING SEX TAPE DEBUT!
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Oct 7, 2023
Meet the latest sedan - not merely a vehicle, but a personal surveillance companion! pic.twitter.com/S9Z413q1KP — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) November 6, 2023 Ah, cars. They've evolved from symbols of freedom to diligent informants, ensuring society remains in order. Buying a shiny new sedan? You're
YOUR CAR HAS THE FOOTAGE. HONK IF YOU'RE READY FOR YOUR UNWITTING SEX TAPE DEBUT!
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Sep 30, 2023
#GoogleChrome lovingly spies on your browser history and it would like a word with you. pic.twitter.com/IFWaNomipD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 13, 2023 Hey there, reader. I stumbled upon something while I was tracking your browser history. You know, to show you the ads that you're
Google Chrome Lovingly Spies On Your Browser History and It Would Like a Word With You
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Sep 30, 2023
#GoogleChrome lovingly spies on your browser history and it would like a word with you. pic.twitter.com/IFWaNomipD — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 13, 2023 Hey there, reader. I stumbled upon something while I was tracking your browser history. You know, to show you the ads that you're
Google Chrome Lovingly Spies On Your Browser History and It Would Like a Word With You
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Sep 19, 2023
Eyes on the Poor: A Guide to Modern Public Housing Management pic.twitter.com/j1T7RqIDhx — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 23, 2023 As the gap between landed gentry and lowly renters widens, Big Brother requires you to succeed as an American public housing landlord in 2023. To that end, here are
Eyes On The Poor: A Guide To Modern Public Housing Management
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Sep 19, 2023
Eyes on the Poor: A Guide to Modern Public Housing Management pic.twitter.com/j1T7RqIDhx — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) October 23, 2023 As the gap between landed gentry and lowly renters widens, Big Brother requires you to succeed as an American public housing landlord in 2023. To that end, here are
Eyes On The Poor: A Guide To Modern Public Housing Management
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Sep 19, 2023
Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction.  To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India.   When asked to
The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India
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Sep 19, 2023
Comrades, breathe a sigh of relief as we cleanse those infected with the wrong beliefs! The BBC’s outrageous documentary titled, “India: The Modi Question,” is a work of pure fiction.  To correct this oversight, PM Modi’s government banned the documentary from being screened in India.   When asked to
The BBC Gets "Modi-fied" In India
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Sep 9, 2023
Behind the Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians pic.twitter.com/911L2vH3wL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2023 Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the torchbearer of wisdom and discretion, has signed a law set to nurture our young minds in the direction of truth and clarity.
Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians
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Sep 9, 2023
Behind the Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians pic.twitter.com/911L2vH3wL — Orwell (parody) (@goodthink1984) September 27, 2023 Arkansas Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the torchbearer of wisdom and discretion, has signed a law set to nurture our young minds in the direction of truth and clarity.
Behind Bars for Books: Unmasking the Subversive Intentions of Arkansas Librarians
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Sep 6, 2023
The True Crime genre—our collective societal addiction. Who can resist? We devour it on commutes, binge it during long-haul flights, and even sneak in episodes during our kids' baseball games. We don't just consume it; we live it—streaming it into our very souls through every
America’s True Crime Fix: Now You're Part of the Plot
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Sep 6, 2023
The True Crime genre—our collective societal addiction. Who can resist? We devour it on commutes, binge it during long-haul flights, and even sneak in episodes during our kids' baseball games. We don't just consume it; we live it—streaming it into our very souls through every
America’s True Crime Fix: Now You're Part of the Plot
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Aug 31, 2023
Can’t get enough of high tops, shoulder pads and denunciation? Neither can we!! We are SO vibing with the German government's throwback to classic East German trends from the 1980s Stasi era with the Whistleblowing Protection Act of 2023. Now, any company with over 49 employees is
Stasi Fashion Tips: Germany's 2023 Whistleblower Style Guide
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Aug 31, 2023
Can’t get enough of high tops, shoulder pads and denunciation? Neither can we!! We are SO vibing with the German government's throwback to classic East German trends from the 1980s Stasi era with the Whistleblowing Protection Act of 2023. Now, any company with over 49 employees is
Stasi Fashion Tips: Germany's 2023 Whistleblower Style Guide
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Aug 28, 2023
The judicial world is in a state of reflection as Germany dives into a court spectacle reminiscent of a hall of mirrors. The judge who had the audacity to judge Judge Christian Dettmar for his blasphemous views on mask mandates now faces his own judgment day. Judge Dettmar's
Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged
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Aug 28, 2023
The judicial world is in a state of reflection as Germany dives into a court spectacle reminiscent of a hall of mirrors. The judge who had the audacity to judge Judge Christian Dettmar for his blasphemous views on mask mandates now faces his own judgment day. Judge Dettmar's
Judge who Judged Judge to be Judged
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Aug 22, 2023
In an act of contrarian genius, the ever-rebellious Vice Media has found the most countercultural move of all: embracing censorship. Forget tattoos, piercings, and edgy exposés; the new punk rock is literally taking $50 million to organize a concert celebrating Saudi Arabia, and pressing the good ol' mute button
Vice’s Bold New Countercultural Move: Embrace Censorship
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Aug 22, 2023
In an act of contrarian genius, the ever-rebellious Vice Media has found the most countercultural move of all: embracing censorship. Forget tattoos, piercings, and edgy exposés; the new punk rock is literally taking $50 million to organize a concert celebrating Saudi Arabia, and pressing the good ol' mute button
Vice’s Bold New Countercultural Move: Embrace Censorship
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Aug 18, 2023
Airstrip One is happy to introduce the bleeding edge of safety technology: specialized cameras, watching tirelessly for any miscreants peeking at Google maps or dangerously neglecting to belt up while driving. In just three days following installation, our vigilant Eye in the Sky caught nearly 300 lawbreakers. Can you feel
Big Brother's Watchful Eye Nabs Phone Fiddlers and Unbelted Miscreants
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Aug 18, 2023
Airstrip One is happy to introduce the bleeding edge of safety technology: specialized cameras, watching tirelessly for any miscreants peeking at Google maps or dangerously neglecting to belt up while driving. In just three days following installation, our vigilant Eye in the Sky caught nearly 300 lawbreakers. Can you feel
Big Brother's Watchful Eye Nabs Phone Fiddlers and Unbelted Miscreants
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Aug 18, 2023
In an impressive stride towards judicial innovation, El Salvador’s Congress has approved group trials, setting the bar for peak efficiency. Why bother with individual trials when you can just lump them all together? Modern problems require groundbreaking solutions! With an admirable 71,900 alleged gang members arrested, the new
El Salvador Introduces Efficient and Exceptionally Fair Group Trials