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Nov 20, 2024
Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.
Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice
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Nov 20, 2024
Big Brother hails the triumph of banning books to protect young minds! Libraries purged, thoughtcrime silenced, and handheld telescreens reign supreme. Ignorance is strength; literacy is obsolete. pic.twitter.com/qryEOFO4XG — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) December 20, 2024 The Ministry of Truth stands behind outraged parents and educators in conservative-leaning states.
Books Banned. Students Too Engrossed With Gateway-to-All-Human-Knowledge To Notice
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Nov 27, 2024
Big Brother celebrates Directive 5240.01! Lethal force by troops aiding law enforcement ensures safety. Trust leaders; paranoia is wrongthink. The battlefield is everywhere, but don’t worry—you're safe. pic.twitter.com/Ydpu5JAmGX — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) November 27, 2024 The United States of America has amended its
Americans Give Thanks That US Military Can Now Kill Americans Domestically
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Nov 27, 2024
Big Brother celebrates Directive 5240.01! Lethal force by troops aiding law enforcement ensures safety. Trust leaders; paranoia is wrongthink. The battlefield is everywhere, but don’t worry—you're safe. pic.twitter.com/Ydpu5JAmGX — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) November 27, 2024 The United States of America has amended its
Americans Give Thanks That US Military Can Now Kill Americans Domestically
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Dec 17, 2024
Big Brother rejoices as US missiles now soar into Russian soil. Escalation is progress! War is peace, profits bloom, and WW3 nears. One glorious strike away from eternal, 10-million-degree tranquility. pic.twitter.com/YyQysYnUAQ — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 7, 2025 It’s finally happening! Big Brother is positively giddy that
Biden Greenlights Missile Strike On Russia; Peace Imminent
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Dec 17, 2024
Big Brother rejoices as US missiles now soar into Russian soil. Escalation is progress! War is peace, profits bloom, and WW3 nears. One glorious strike away from eternal, 10-million-degree tranquility. pic.twitter.com/YyQysYnUAQ — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 7, 2025 It’s finally happening! Big Brother is positively giddy that
Biden Greenlights Missile Strike On Russia; Peace Imminent
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Dec 19, 2024
Congrats, Trainer! While “catching them all,” you helped Niantic map the world for profit. Your data powers AR, logistics, and maybe even military ops. Progress never asks—it just takes. Smile for Oak! pic.twitter.com/5cnXlT7ydT — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 14, 2025 You thought you were just having fun,
Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance
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Dec 19, 2024
Congrats, Trainer! While “catching them all,” you helped Niantic map the world for profit. Your data powers AR, logistics, and maybe even military ops. Progress never asks—it just takes. Smile for Oak! pic.twitter.com/5cnXlT7ydT — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) January 14, 2025 You thought you were just having fun,
Congratulations, Pokémon GO Master! You Helped Create The Future of Surveillance
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Dec 23, 2024
Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet
The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet
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Dec 23, 2024
Pakistan’s new firewall may be porous, but its purpose is clear: you are being watched. A slow, broken internet is a small price for perfect obedience. Censorship isn’t about control—it’s about conditioning. pic.twitter.com/zHaVWk5ANC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 12, 2025 Pakistan’s new internet
The Great Firewall of Pakistan Mimics China's Efforts to Almost Control Internet
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Jan 8, 2025
It's doubleplus imperative that the United States controls the most advanced, world-ending technology to win the war with Eastasia. That’s why Congress has called for a new Manhattan Project, this time to develop artificial general intelligence.  Perpetual war is undeniably a great thing, but that doesn’t
China Must Lose the Race for AGI
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Jan 8, 2025
It's doubleplus imperative that the United States controls the most advanced, world-ending technology to win the war with Eastasia. That’s why Congress has called for a new Manhattan Project, this time to develop artificial general intelligence.  Perpetual war is undeniably a great thing, but that doesn’t
China Must Lose the Race for AGI
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Jan 28, 2025
Joe Biden vanished from Google search for a day. Just a “data error,” they say. Good thing our leaders and Silicon Valley see eye to eye—for now. History is fragile, but tech is always here to help. pic.twitter.com/hYOLFwwOOE — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 4, 2025 It has
Google Unpersons Joe Biden
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Jan 28, 2025
Joe Biden vanished from Google search for a day. Just a “data error,” they say. Good thing our leaders and Silicon Valley see eye to eye—for now. History is fragile, but tech is always here to help. pic.twitter.com/hYOLFwwOOE — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) February 4, 2025 It has
Google Unpersons Joe Biden
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Jan 29, 2025
India boldly modernizes surveillance! No oversight, no barriers—just pure, unfiltered state access. Encryption falls, privacy dissolves. The price of security? Your thoughts. Big Brother smiles. pic.twitter.com/Bo0mdO6xqU — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 5, 2025 The people of India are safer than ever thanks to the Telecommunications Interception Rules
NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!
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Jan 29, 2025
India boldly modernizes surveillance! No oversight, no barriers—just pure, unfiltered state access. Encryption falls, privacy dissolves. The price of security? Your thoughts. Big Brother smiles. pic.twitter.com/Bo0mdO6xqU — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 5, 2025 The people of India are safer than ever thanks to the Telecommunications Interception Rules
NEW TELECOM INTERCEPTION RULES, WHO DIS?!
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Feb 12, 2025
Larry Ellison dreams of a utopia where surveillance ensures obedience. Glorious! But hush, Larry—the panopticon loses its charm when the inmates know they’re in a cage. Let the eye watch in silence. pic.twitter.com/bv5ivJFXWC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 21, 2025 Larry Ellison has described his vision
Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance
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Feb 12, 2025
Larry Ellison dreams of a utopia where surveillance ensures obedience. Glorious! But hush, Larry—the panopticon loses its charm when the inmates know they’re in a cage. Let the eye watch in silence. pic.twitter.com/bv5ivJFXWC — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 21, 2025 Larry Ellison has described his vision
Oracle Should Stop Talking About Its Genius Plan for Always-on Surveillance
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Feb 13, 2025
The UK has taken bold steps to keep its people safe from the horrors of ENCRYPTED DATA. Demanding that Apple reveal users’ secure information without their knowledge is the correct way to fight crime. We must assume that every Briton is a deviant with something to hide!  Only the guilty
Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines
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Feb 13, 2025
The UK has taken bold steps to keep its people safe from the horrors of ENCRYPTED DATA. Demanding that Apple reveal users’ secure information without their knowledge is the correct way to fight crime. We must assume that every Briton is a deviant with something to hide!  Only the guilty
Airstrip One Demands Backdoor to Encryption, Apple Rudely Declines
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Feb 25, 2025
Rejoice! AI relieves us of the burden of thought. Critical thinking fades, but so does effort. A future of blissful automation awaits—where even questioning its wisdom is a task best left… undone. pic.twitter.com/ZKSVtKFWb6 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 14, 2025 Big Brother is against scientific studies and
University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber
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Feb 25, 2025
Rejoice! AI relieves us of the burden of thought. Critical thinking fades, but so does effort. A future of blissful automation awaits—where even questioning its wisdom is a task best left… undone. pic.twitter.com/ZKSVtKFWb6 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 14, 2025 Big Brother is against scientific studies and
University Study Shows Artificial Intelligence Reduces Capacity for Critical Thinking – TL;DR: You’re Getting Dumber
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Feb 27, 2025
A cluttered space is a cluttered mind. And there’s nothing more cluttered than a bookstore with its dozens of oppressive shelves, filled with thousands of worthless books, all filled with millions of inept words, most of which are not in the latest edition of the authorized Newspeak Dictionary.  So
Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism
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Feb 27, 2025
A cluttered space is a cluttered mind. And there’s nothing more cluttered than a bookstore with its dozens of oppressive shelves, filled with thousands of worthless books, all filled with millions of inept words, most of which are not in the latest edition of the authorized Newspeak Dictionary.  So
Big Brother Urges Kashmir Bookstores to Embrace Minimalism
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Mar 6, 2025
The AP dared defy the Gulf of America and paid the price. Access revoked, loyalty enforced, press freedom intact—so long as it obeys. In this White House, truth is what Big Brother decrees. pic.twitter.com/R6esFuAz83 — Orwell (satire?) (@goodthink1984) March 11, 2025 It takes a lifetime to build
Associated Press Memory Holed for Mislabeling Body of Water